I am Really Boring
|Jade. 25. London. Vegan. Sober. God Free.
Trainee Nutritionist. Vegan Chef.
Chai Connoisseur. Pug Enthusiast.
My hobbies include cuddling puppies and smashing the patriarchy.
This is my boring life.
I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there...
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”