I am Really Boring

assuming-dinosaur:

snakesandflyingsaucers:

reygf:

it’s a robot

breaking news: robot’s lack of genitals scares the cis

Only the cis deal in absolutes.

(Source: bettedavisgf, via velocitykendal)

audriejane:

@eemaus 4 sure us 

(Source: pinkcookiedimples)

mossghoul:

The increased focus on contouring as a popular makeup technique is particularly heinous. Not only are increasingly young girls pushed to wear makeup to appear ‘acceptable,’ but they are being pushed to wear makeup in such a way as to manipulate their features, so that their cheeks look hollower and their cheekbones more prominent, so their chins look more defined, and so their noses look slimmer.

It’s absolutely disgusting that there’s such an emphasis on changing aspects of your facial structure, and corresponding discussion which paints rounder faces and wider/flatter noses as disgusting and undesirable. The whole thing is being heralded as magical and wonderful, a real testament to the ‘powers’ of makeup (to change women’s natural faces into something more acceptable, apparently).

(via tofugoddess)

trvp-goddess:

sonoanthony:

Why girls like doggy style so much ??

So I don’t have to see your face

(via chargeupandjo-deactivated201602)

necessaryveganism:

iamapansy:

do u ever just cry bc cows should be treated like angels but they live horrible lives and violent deaths and suffer greatly bc people are literal demons and dont give a shit abt anyone but themselves 

Hey, all you 16,223 people - this happens because you eat their flesh and drink their milk. So stop crying and do something.

(via creepysalmon)

bakesails:

ilistenedin:

shouldnt:

Holy lord this is the best one I have seen yet

@mylooxyloto @abchinky

Before I’m lowered into the ground, let this song ring me in

(via creepysalmon)

cumleak:

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

(via sugar-and-feminism)

crime-she-typed:

this is the real dream

(via tillkummer)

historicallyrelevant:

kngshxt:

My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause.

I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit?

Sound like slavery to me. 

Facts foh!!

(via )

marmotgrips:

my new years resolution is to care less and cum more

(via raicchu-deactivated20180719)